Intro
"IwannatGalktoyou."
"Thelasttimewetalked,Mr.Smith,youreducedmeD/F#totears.Ipromiseyouitwon'thappenagain."
Couplet 1
GDoIattractyou?
DoIrepulseyouwithmyquD/F#easysmilGe?
GAmItoodirty?AmItooflirty?
DoID/F#likewhatyoulikeG?
GIcouldbewholesome,Icouldbeloathsome
IguessI'malittD/F#lebitshyG
WGhydon'tyoulikeme,whydon'tyoulikeme
N.C.
Without making me try?
Pré-refrain
GItriedtobelikeGraceKelDm7ly,mm
Am7ButallherlooksweretoosDsus4ad,ahD
GSoItriedalittleFredDm7die,mm
Am7I'vegoneidentityDsus4Dmaaaaaaad!
Refrain 1
GIcouldbebrown,Icouldbeblue
IcouldbeGAm7violetG/BCsky
IcouldbehuCrtful,IcouldbepuDsus4rple
IcouldbeanyDthingyoulike
GGottabegreen,gottabemean
GottabeGAm7everythingG/BCmore
Whydon'tyoulCikeme?Whydon'tyouliD7sus4keme?
Whydon'tyouwD7alkoutthedooGr!
HookN.C.
"Getting angry doesn't solve anything."
Couplet 2
HGowcanIhelpit,howcanIhelpit
HowcanIhGelpwhaAm7tyouG/BCthink?
HeCllomybaby,hellomybaD7sus4by
PuttingmylD7ifeonthebrinGk
WGhydon'tyoulikeme,whydon'tyoulikeme
Whydon'tyouGAm7liiikeG/BCyourself?
ShCouldIbendover?ShouldIlookolD7sus4der
JusttobeD7putonyourshelGf?
Pré-refrain
GItriedtobelikeGraceKelDm7ly,mm
Am7ButallherlooksweretoosDsus4ad,ahD
GSoItriedalittleFredDm7die,mm
Am7I'vegoneidentityDsus4Dmad!
Refrain 1
GIcouldbebrown,Icouldbeblue
IcouldbeGAm7violetG/BCsky
IcouldbehuCrtful,IcouldbepuDsus4rple
IcouldbeanyDthingyoulike
GGottabegreen,gottabemean
GottabeGAm7everythingG/BCmore
Whydon'tyoulCikeme?Whydon'tyouliD7sus4keme?
Whydon'tyouwD7alkoutthedooCr!
Pont
Cm7SaywhatyouwanttosatGisfyyourselfC
ButCm7youonlywanFtwhateveryGbodyD/F#elsesaysyouEmshouldDA7/C#want...
YouDsus4Dwant
Refrain 1
GIcouldbebrown,Icouldbeblue
IcouldbeGAm7violetG/BCsky
IcouldbehuCrtful,IcouldbepuDsus4rple
IcouldbeanyDthingyoulike
GGottabegreen,gottabemean
GottabeGAm7everythingG/BCmore
Whydon'tyoulCikeme?Whydon'tyouliD7sus4keme?
Whydon'tyouwD7alkoutthedooGr!
Refrain 1
GIcouldbebrown,Icouldbeblue
IcouldbeGAm7violetG/BCsky
IcouldbehuCrtful,IcouldbepuDsus4rple
IcouldbeanyDthingyoulike
GGottabegreen,gottabemean
GottabeGAm7everythingG/BCmore
Whydon'tyoulCikeme?Whydon'tyouliD7sus4keme?
D7Em*G*CG/BAm7GF
Why don't you walk out the door
Outro
F
"Humphrey! We're leaving. Ka-ching!"